(Tex finds a great deal at the Dollar Store.)
"Hells yeah, a five dolla' coffee maker!"
(Tex enjoys a cup of coffee.)
"Alright, tastes just like coffee from a twelve dollar coffee maker!"
(Tex sees the harsh light of reality.)
"Sorry Dollar Store mother f*ckers!"
"They knew those coffee makers were no good, that's why they were selling them for five f*cking dollars!"
|Shoppers smart enough not to buy a $5 coffee maker|