Thursday, November 08, 2012

Hundreds of Thousands of Military Ballots "Accidentally" Labeled as Ammunition and Shipped to Afghanistan

Military Absentee Ballots Delivered One Day Late, Would Have Swung Election For Romney by drew on November 7, 2012 Military Absentee Ballots WASHINGTON, DC – Sources confirmed today that hundreds of thousands of military absentee ballots were delivered hours after the deadline for them to be counted, with preliminary counts showing that they would have overturned the vote in several states and brought a victory for Governor Mitt Romney. Officials say the ballots were delivered late due to problems within the military mail system. Tracking invoices show the ballots sat in a warehouse for a month, then they were accidentally labeled as ammunition and shipped to Afghanistan. At Camp Dwyer, Marine Sergeant John Davis signed for them and was surprised at the contents. “I told Gunny we got a bunch of ballots instead of ammo,” Davis told investigators earlier today. “He told me to file a report of improper delivery and that the chain of command would take care of it. We didn’t hear anything for three weeks. While we were waiting we came under fire so we dumped a bunch of them in the Hescoes. We didn’t dig those ones back out.” Continues at


Anonymous said...

You should reference this as a parody story. I've heard people reference as having happened. I know that readers are responsible to know their source, but it may reflect bad on your site if you fail to mark it as fictional.

Galt-in-Da-Box said...

Dear AnonyMOUSE

It might reflect badly on your cowardly socialism if you don't even have the agates to post a pseudonym.

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