“A Portland massage therapist gave local police a detailed statement last year alleging that former Vice President Al Gore groped her, kissed her and made unwanted sexual advances during a late-night massage session in October 2006 in a suite at the upscale Hotel Lucia,” Maxine Bernstein wrote for The Oregonian on June 23. “The woman told investigators that she informed two friends and kept the clothes she wore that night, including her black pants with stains on them.”
Bluebeerriver Exclusive:
According to Crazy Eddie from down at the bus station, the DNA from the premature ejaculation mass on the black pants came back "inconclusive" because, get this, it was a genetic mix of human DNA and reptilian DNA!
Eddie went on to say "Being a reptilian is something that must be activated through drinking blood and ritual among those who possess the serpent dna."
"Not all those who possess this dna are reptilian."
"Reptilians in human form are also called shapeshifters and can go between looking human one second, and a lizard-like reptilian the next."
According to Crazy Eddie, if you can't see Al Gore shapeshift in this video, it means that you have reptilian DNA but are not yet aware of it.
2 comments:
sheesh! do you get all your info from the bus station?
Crazy4 - No there's that creepy guy that hangs around in the park and Loony Lary and last but not least Quaalude Betty.
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