Tuesday, April 08, 2008

Popeil Pocket Circumciser

Finally! A Nearly Foolproof Circumcision.
Ingenious new device means lower HIV rates, safer penises.

The Popeil Pocket Circumciser utilizes two revolutionary devices to provide predictable, consistent results: a flexible foreskin probe and a clamp-and-cut device. These two parts work together to reduce trauma to the infant, adolescent or adult male and provide convenience for the physician, mohel or circumcision enthusiast and shorten the procedure time.

Only 29.97 or make three easy payments of 9.99 plus shipping and handling.

Order today and receive the Ronco Five-Tray Food Dehydrator absolutely free

Whether you are a cook or a crafter, you will get hours of useful fun from the Ronco Five-Tray Food Dehydrator. Dries fruit, vegetables, and makes beef jerky with ease.

* Five tray size for large quantities
* Light weight
* Stores easily
* Convection action requires less power
* Save money making your own healthy snacks

6 comments:

yellowdoggranny said...

hmm, maybe we can attach it to the vagina apparatus, fix him up in one fell swoop...

texlahoma said...

Yeah, I did this post then went to your blog and wow, we are thinking kind of alike.

billy pilgrim said...

now every israeli soldier has a weapon to deploy against palestinians caught with a pocketful of rocks.

texlahoma said...

Billy,
I guess that would be one way to identify repeat offenders.

texlahoma said...

Foreskin Jerky anyone?

Tina said...

hahahah oh my!

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