I saw Brokeback Mountain the other day. I saw where the movie went horribly wrong. When the guy in the tent sees the other guy out by the campfire beating his meat, spanking his monkey or whatever the kids call it now days, he should have said "Hold off on that for just a minute, have I got a surprise for you." Then, a little later, he returns to the camp with a ewe (A female sheep). They take the sheep into the tent and have their way with her (it). Then at the end of the movie the boss man could ask
"How was it up there on the mountain with nothing but sheep for such a long time?"
The cowboy could reply "Not baaaaa, baaa, baaaad!"
[last scene soundtrack- (Linda Ronstadt's "When will I be loved?")]
The very last scene could be a trailer full of sheep being taken to market, the camera zooms in to a closeup of a sheep (wearing lipstick & mascara) looking back at the cowboys with tears in her eyes.
2 comments:
I saw that movie recently as well. LOL nice re-write
Like the LaBatt
You should be a director. You truly missed your calling. Your take on it was the best!
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