Monday, September 05, 2011

Learn Chinese Zodiac - Pig

Shelly and I ate Chinese food yesterday, it was good.

I opened my fortune cookie and read: "Learn Chinese Zodiac - Pig"

Then I looked at the other side, much more like what I expected.

"Everything has beauty but not everyone sees it."


BBC said...

"How stupid do they think we are?"

Well, my personal opinion is that mankind is pretty damn stupid.

texlahoma said...

BBC - You'll get no argument from me on that one.

Anonymous said...

Why don't they ever put something negative on a fortune cookie?? It would be good for a few laughs, I think. Maybe something like "There will be a dark cloud hanging over you for a while. Life sucks sometimes.. Deal with it.."

texlahoma said...

Jason - They should do that.

"Repay the money you borrowed from our country spoiled Americans!"

"So, your country thought it would be wise to borrow money from China to pay for occupation of Iraq and Afghanistan - How's that working out for you?"

Anonymous said...

HAHA... those are great!!

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