Sunday, October 05, 2014

The Hunt for Terrorists in America

Hurley, Mississippi - The hunt for ISIS terrorists in America has to begin somewhere, so why not the East Central High School parking lot?

Terrorist hunter, Lisa Carol Roche, cleverly disguised as a common Mississippi redneck thief, was hunting for ISIS terrorists when she was accused of stealing sunglasses and other personal items from vehicles parked at her children's school.

Narrow minded Jackson County Sheriff's Department officers wouldn't believe that her thievery was all just part of an undercover hunt for ISIS terrorists.

Lisa Roche
Terrorist hunter Lisa Carol Roche

Lisa Carol Roche was charged with commercial burglary of an automobile.

 Roche remained at the Jackson County Adult Detention Center on Friday afternoon, awaiting an initial hearing.

If convicted, Roche could face up to five years in prison and a $10,000 fine, authorities said.


Mr. Shife said...

They just don't make terrorist hunters like they used to. I must be hitting the Clint Eastwood phase of my life because for the life of me I don't understand why someone would get face and neck tattoos. Have a good one texlahoma.

Galt-in-Da-Box said...

If the cops were looking for an HUAD/cranial rectumitis case, they nailed it!

billy pilgrim said...

it was a crime of necessity. anyone with that face and those tattoos absolutely must wear sunglasses.

texlahoma said...

Mr. Shife - I don't understand face and neck tattoos either. Maybe if we hung out in high school parking lots stealing stuff for long enough it would hit us. "Oh, now I have a strong desire to permanently disfigure my face with ink, it makes perfect sense!"

texlahoma said...

Galt - No doubt, leading by example.

texlahoma said...

Billy - Yeah, her lawyer should come up with a new defense, JDD.
Judgement Deficit Disorder.

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