"Blaming the Syrian government for chemical weapons attacks that our Al Qaeda forces carried out didn't work, any more ideas on how we can bomb Syria?"
"Maybe we could change their name to ISIS, do a couple of fake beheadings on YouTube and say we have to bomb them in Syria."
"You think the American people are gullible enough to buy it?"
"Sir, today of all days, you should know the answer to that question."
"Good point, it might just be crazy enough to work!"