Friday, September 12, 2014

Likely Future News Report

"ISIS numbers have suddenly swollen to three times the size they were, just a few minutes ago!"

"Although the president gallantly tried to handle the situation without boots on the ground, it unfortunately

 looks as if the surging number of ISIS recruits will force the president to insert troops, temporarily, into the

region."

Added 9-16-2014 - Pentagon Boss: Ground Troops Possible in ISIS Fight




 

2 comments:

billy pilgrim said...

if the captains of industry say the numbered tripled. then it fucking well tripled!

obama learned that on the second day of the job.

texlahoma said...

Billy - Yep, Obama has his bosses too.

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