Wednesday, June 30, 2010

It Takes a lot of Money to Enslave an Entire Planet

We, the global elite, were going to pass carbon taxes by tricking the world into believing that man made global warming was going to destroy the earth. Unfortunately leaked e-mails exposed that fraud. Then we thought we would make some world enslavement money by selling flu shots for a fake pandemic. Unfortunately the people of the world saw through that fraud too. Now BP, a company set up to make huge amounts of money if a cap and trade law is passed, just happened to have a giant oil leak at a fairly good time for us. Citizens of the Earth, unite and support legislation for a carbon tax. This will make your enslavement much easier and smoother. Also please support all laws that take guns out of the hands of law abiding citizens, this will save a lot of bloodshed, mainly ours.
Thank you for your cooperation in your own enslavement.
Posted by at Wednesday, June 30, 2010
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4 comments:

billy pilgrim said...

like my old pal janis joplin used to say:
Freedom is just another word for nothing left to lose

Jun 30, 2010 12:23:00 PM
Ted Amadeus said...

"O Loward, won't 'cha buy me, a Mercedes-Benz!" - Janis Joplin

Any retailer worth a shit knows, when money's tight, you cut your prices, give the patrons a break, and make a truckload on sale-volume, even if you're only 1-2% over cost. If Internal Revenue was all about that, they'd get rid of the income, and all other taxes, and institute an 8.33-9.5% VAT instead. Retail prices would still be lower, the money would roll in, and we'd be on the way to recovery and out of debt in no time at all! It ain't about money, it's all the fuck about control, and always will be.

Not getting U.S. stuck forever in quagmires like Shit-stain-istan would save a ton of taxes that could pay for healthcare, too!

Jul 1, 2010 12:56:00 AM
crazy4coens said...

texla - amen on the title of this post and ted - they don't want us to have health care! Sheesh!

Jul 1, 2010 2:15:00 AM
texlahoma said...

Billy - It probably won't be long till we all have nothing left to lose.

Ted - Yeah, if they would drop the income tax, with all it's loopholes for the rich, and just have a higher sales tax things would be much better.

Crazy4 - I hope people are smart enough to vote for people that are for US sovereignty and all of the constitutional rights that come with it.

Jul 1, 2010 11:16:00 AM

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