Tuesday, August 11, 2009

Glue Control


In light of recent events involving women in a Wisconsin hotel room gluing a mans penis to his stomach, I think glue control is a logical step. A three day cooling off period before purchasing glue should be mandated and the glue should have to be registered. A background check should be done on those attempting to purchase Krazy glue. It should be illegal to carry these types of glue, concealed or otherwise. Some kind of child proof lock should also be required.

10 comments:

Tina said...

hahaha i hadn't heard of the stomach/penis thing - glue control definitely ;-)

speaking of locks - this apartment I moved into has a lock setting on the fridge and microwave - guess it's for people that are trying not to eat? i think it's funny, all u have to do is press the same button to eat again!

;)

yellowdoggranny said...

hmm, tex ole friend....is your ass in some sort of serious trouble that makes you want to protect yourself?...whatcha been up to dude?

crazy4coens said...

following that logic, knives or scissors or whatever lorena bobbit used should also be registered.

Kristen said...

This is hysterical!! I am from Wisconsin, and this was BIG news up here. A waiting period on glue is a great solution!

joy said...

What a great idea! Not the waiting period...the glue/penis idea!

Tina said...

hahaha Joy

texlahoma said...

Crazy4 - Good point.

Kristen - I get guys will think twice before crossing women from Wisconsin now.

Joy - What a scary comment. :)

Tina - I get a cold chill whenever I see Krazy glue now.

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