Saturday, May 30, 2009

Bob's Toy Box


Bob's toy box, an adult sex toy shop?
No, it's a hole Bob dug in the backyard.
I found it today full of chewed up bits of plastic and "Oklahoma Frisbees" the plastic tops of a Folders coffee cans.
Bob thinks they're still toys, only smaller.
He likes it if you try to take it from him.
He growls, does a figure eight thing with his head and slings slobber all at once.
I don't know if Bob would even bother a burglar unless he tried to get one of his pieces of plastic.

5 comments:

yellowdoggranny said...

nate would have eaten them all and shit them in the drive way by now..he ate a tire, a swimming pool, holes in the chain length fence and the sheet rock off the wall in the bath room..
pitty bull dogs..gotta love them

billy pilgrim said...

so you peeked in bob's secret hole.

you'll be checking under his mattress next.

Rocky (Racquel) said...

wow, don't you know a man should never violate his best friend's hole?

joy said...

Bob's the dog, right?

texlahoma said...

YDG - Nate makes Bob sound like an angel. I bet those two together could of really messed some stuff up.

Billy - It was a shakedown, I had to.

Rocky - I don't think this is what they were talking about.

Joy - Yep.

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