Phelps knocked back beers and shots of spirits. And when a student offered him the glass bong engraved with red writing, he did not hesitate, says our source.
The 6ft 4ins athlete, in a white T-shirt and navy cap worn back to front, clasped the device in his huge hands and inhaled deeply.
Phelps's unofficial spokesperson Texlahoma stated "It's alright, he was so drunk he didn't know what he was doing."
"The issue here should be more about the evils of alcohol than anything else."
"We should either legalize marijuana or go back to the days of prohibition of alcohol."
4 comments:
I cracked up when i read that...they are going to piss test him about every other day from here to the olympics...
Someone at work was talking about we should have drug testing. I told him that most people could do a better job on drugs than he could do straight.
and he's not going to miss any indorsements at all...he's the 'white' boy..now if he was a black athletic...he'd be in a food line this time next week.
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