Friday, May 09, 2014

The Terrorist Threat Posed By Lemonade Stands and Those Who Run Them

Lemonade stand image via Shutterstock

The terrorist threat they made by selling lemonade in the shade made the authorities so afraid.

New laws were enacted though they were heavily redacted everyone could read between the lines.

The vegetables they grew from an heirloom seed or two were not GMO and that will not flow it's got to go.

New laws were enacted though they were heavily redacted everyone could read between the lines.

The milk from old Betsey was raw and much more healthy but it wasn't pasteurized don't roll your eyes.

New laws were enacted though they were heavily redacted everyone could read between the lines.


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4 comments:

Mr. Shife said...

WTF? It's absolutely ridiculous how pussified we have become. For the love of fat bassets this is beyond ridiculous. And it's just amazing what people decide to take a stand against considering there is so much other stuff going on out there that actually needs to be reigned in. Have a good one, texlahoma.

texlahoma said...

Mr. Shife - Sorry to bring you these little snap-shots of what our country has become.
Maybe it's time for the enforcers of laws to take a cold hard look at who they are working for.
Is this the America that you want your kids to live in?

"Sorry Daddy, I got caught selling lemonade."

Gdeck bob said...

Or maybe it's time to take a cold hard look at the enforcers.

I have, and it's not pretty.

The idea originally was for citizens to willingly obey the law. Now the law is so oppressive that it takes "enforcers" for us to comply.

That is totally upside down.

It's what happens when a nation opens its gates wide to the savage and barbarian hordes as we have done.

Unlawful, many illegal, these uneducated, crude and base invaders are who require enforcers, not you and I. Clueless bureaucrats keep piling on more and more laws in a fruitless attempt to control these invading hordes, and it's not working.

Warning... they are arming themselves against us.

As the terminator once said:

"It is within your nature to destroy yourselves".

And Christian America has done an excellent job of that, mostly by believing that the rest of the world was just like us and would be like us if given the chance.

In trying to prove that, we have indeed destroyed ourselves.

Another appropriate movie quote:

"Stupid is as stupid does".







texlahoma said...



Bob -

( A Documentary )

Lemonade Underground

This is the dirty underbelly of the once legal, lemonade trade.

Users can never be sure of the purity of their "Nade".

Sometimes chokingly strong, other times devastatingly weak.

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