Tuesday, June 10, 2008

Funeral Home Slogans

"We must be good, people are dying to get in!"

"Drive carefully, we'll wait."

"We put the fun back into funerals."

"We'll be the last to let you down!"

"We deliver to a higher authority."

"For the lucky stiff."

"We love the dead."

6 comments:

yellowdoggranny said...

groan...*
hahahah

Travis Erwin said...

Your forgot ... "You stab 'em, we slab 'em."

texlahoma said...

Thanks Travis I knew I was forgetting some.

billy pilgrim said...

is george bush the new patron saint of funeral homes?

texlahoma said...

He might be Billy, he's given them a real boost in business!

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