Saturday, April 05, 2008
Return his vacation hours
If anyone in our society is allowed to push other people down stairs, shouldn't it be the police? The Orlando cop that pushed a rude woman down a half flight of stairs should be given his eight hours of vacation back. I think police, firefighters and librarians should be able to push anyone down any stairs at any time. Lawyers, mechanics and cooks should be able to push people down escalators. I think jockeys, dentist and pharmacists should be able to push people into oncoming traffic but not on Tuesdays of course. Presidential candidates should be allowed to push people off of buildings as long as the building isn't over twenty stories tall. Anyone that doesn't agree must be completely mad!
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3 comments:
LOL!
i wanna be pushed down the stairs by richard widmark...and have him give that insane giggle..
I just thought I'd see what it was like to just join in on the insanity that is behind many of our laws. Some idiot has a thought and the next thing you know it's a law. Then we throw the book at some people while we don't even bother to charge others for the same crime. I think I'll go pull my hair out now!
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