Wednesday, December 10, 2008

Government Emergency List Incomplete

I was looking at a government website about emergencies.

# Biological Threat
# Blackouts
# Chemical Threat
# Earthquakes
# Explosions
# Extreme Heat
# Fires
# Floods
# Hurricanes
# Influenza Pandemic
# Landslide and Debris Flow (Mudslide)
# Nuclear Threat
# Radiation Threat
# Thunderstorms
# Tornadoes
# Tsunamis
# Volcanoes
# Wildfires
# Winter Storms and Extreme Cold

Notice anything missing?
I do.
Zombie Attacks!





PITTSBURGH—A zombie-preparedness study, commissioned by Pittsburgh Mayor Tom Murphy and released Monday, indicates that the city could easily succumb to a devastating zombie attack. Insufficient emergency-management-personnel training and poorly conceived undead-defense measures have left the city at great risk for all-out destruction at the hands of the living dead, according to the Zombie Preparedness Institute.

2 comments:

yellowdoggranny said...

always go for the head shot, never go back and try to rescue your best friend, dog or girlfriend..and no sense is trying to save them if they get scratched or bit..they are doomed..get the fuck out of town..fast

texlahoma said...

Sean of the dead is my favorite zombie movie.

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