Thursday, February 21, 2008

Past Tents?

In some places, after you go through orientation you are oriented but not in Biblebelt, here you are oreintaded. In some places when you have your female dog fixed, it has been spayed but in Biblebelt your dog has been spayded, so now you know.

6 comments:

yellowdoggranny said...

are you fixing to be spayeded?

joy said...

...and if you pronounce any of these words correctly, you just get a blank stare.

apositivepessimist said...

And here you are banded and not banned from attending an event.

One night a story was being retold around the dinner table, I didn’t think I would make it through it without screaming fer fucks sakes its baNNed when the red-headed-stepsister-in-law and mom-in-law kept repeating it.

texlahoma said...

No YDG, I'm not but I have been oreintaded several times.
Joy, or you get a look like "Oh Mr. fancy pants, with his big city way of talking."
Apos, I'm proud to say that I've never been banded from anything.

Cassandra said...

I now knowded.

texlahoma said...

Babs that's what authors do, they study and get all knowded up on a subject. Then they get introduced as a knowded author.

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