Glenn Dale, Maryland - (Bare Ass Mess): A Glenn Dale Elementary School's fifth graders were amused to find that a long-promised treat of a DVD classroom showing turned out to be the seminal porno-flick Star Whores and not, as their teacher expected, the George Lucas Hollywood blockbuster Star Wars.
Teachers at the Prince George's County school were at a loss for words to explain how the DVD of the acclaimed sci-fi film that they inserted into a laptop suddenly translated itself into the porn movie industry's runaway all-time runaway winner.
School authorities have now blamed a projector glitch which resulted in the fifth graders watching the opening sequences of the porno-flick's Sylvie Crystal, star of Deep Throat, Deeper Throat, Emmanuelle and Deep Throat Revisited plying her trade with a live gorilla.
15 seconds of pornography
not that much to you and me
the sharks smell blood
and they're circling
if we don't win
it won't cost you a thing
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2 comments:
ohh that's hysterical...would give anything to have been in that room for those 15 minutes..snort*giggle
I bet some eyes got wide.
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