What are we saying?

I saw a small article in the local paper.

Drug Testing

Drug testing for students in an extracurricular school activity will be at 9 a.m.-noon and 4-7 p.m. Tuesday and Wednesday, Aug. 4-5 at the high school.

We see it every year, we're use to it, we don't think about it.

So what are we saying, every year, to students who don't pass the drug test?

"We know that you would like to find some interests other than drugs, but since your urine showed traces of past drug use, you will not be allowed to do so."

"Tommy, we know that you'd like to make some new friends, get involved in sports and maybe make something of your life but your urine shows signs of past drug use, so like, no way dude!"

Speaking of drug testing.
Isn't it great the way kids look up to professional athletes?
If it weren't for drug testing, kids could just look up to them and that would be it, a good thing.
But thanks to drug testing, kids look up to professional athletes then find out that they are taking drugs, then the kids want to take those drugs.

I must be crazy to expect sanity from an insane world.

Children on Drugs?

Should drug testing begin in kindergarten?
Should five year olds that test positive for drugs be incarcerated?
Should special prisons be built to house drug offenders under the age of six?
After how many failed drug tests should five year olds be executed?
Should the constitution be changed to allow the execution of children?
Should special cemeteries be built for children that have been executed?
Should children under six who have tested positive for drugs, but not yet reached the death penalty number of positive drug test, work in these cemeteries?
So, you want a bunch of kids under six and on drugs to operate heavy machinery?
Me too, but only if it is video taped!