"new arrange of fingernail clippers.
The nail clippers are
undersize and with kid gloves evaluate your goals.
How they are too far playing period your unit of time premiums intention be competent to
use the app itself break up of your line of reasoning. modify though in that location may
be petrified to imagine out, but too shape."
Where did these words come from?
Engraved on an ancient urn of pure gold?
A radio signal from deep space?
Written on a gum wrapper found in an Insane Asylum?
NO!
It was part of a comment left on the post picture-future-power-of-subconcious-mind
The nail clippers are
undersize and with kid gloves evaluate your goals.
How they are too far playing period your unit of time premiums intention be competent to
use the app itself break up of your line of reasoning. modify though in that location may
be petrified to imagine out, but too shape."
Where did these words come from?
Engraved on an ancient urn of pure gold?
A radio signal from deep space?
Written on a gum wrapper found in an Insane Asylum?
NO!
It was part of a comment left on the post picture-future-power-of-subconcious-mind
6 comments:
a good pair of nail clippers are worth their weight in gold when you get old.
It sounds like some Asian blogger with their fairly typical mis-use of the English language.
What I make of it:
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Your new fingernail clippers are too small to do the job, even carefully.
They take too much of your precious time to be useful. So, change you mind about what you wanted to do with them.
Instead of just clipping away the nails as usual, just try shaping them, even if it's hard for you to imagine doing such a thing.
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So there. Only girly men would be "shaping" their nails with those tiny clippers instead of just cutting them down them in the usual manly way.
Shaping them like a womens nails is just too terrifying to imagine.
OK, let's hear YOUR version.
It sounds like some Asian blogger with their fairly typical mis-use of the English language.
What I make of it:
* * * * * * * * * * * * * *
Your new fingernail clippers are too small to do the job, even carefully.
They take too much of your precious time to be useful. So, change you mind about what you wanted to do with them.
Instead of just clipping away the nails as usual, just try shaping them, even if it's hard for you to imagine doing such a thing.
* * * * * * * * * * * * * *
So there. Only girly men would be "shaping" their nails with those tiny clippers instead of just cutting them down them in the usual manly way.
Shaping them like a womens nails is just too terrifying to imagine.
OK, let's hear YOUR version.
Billy - True, I drink a lot of milk and my fingernails grow extremely fast. I have to trim them every four hours. They are very strong too, I have to put a five foot cheater pipe on the nail clippers to make them work.
Okay, maybe I'm exaggerating a little.
Bob - I think the guy writes for a fortune cookie company. When I shape my fingernails I have to use an industrial grinder. I always wear eye protection - safety first!
Texlahoma..
ROFL!
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