Disturbing Sexual Undertones

Oops!

I had to go out of town on business (I've always wanted to say that) for a few days, it's good to be back. Reminds me of old one liners: "I just flew in from out of state, boy are my arms tiered!" or "I just rolled into town, man my ribs are sore!"

I experienced my first computer/internet withdrawal while on the trip. If I traveled a lot I would definatley have to get a laptop.
I don't want to say where I stayed, other than it was somewhere in Oklahoma. I might have really screwed up big time though. I may have ruined a song.

Palin's Apocalypse

Tracy Chapman "Talkin' Bout A Revolution"

This song makes me think of the presidential election and the momentum that the Obama campaign seems to be gaining.

Super 7

I just got back from a mission to a faraway land. The company that I work for spared no expense. I stayed in a "Super 7". It's a storage unit that has been converted to a motel. They padlock you in at midnight. Every morning at 6 AM they unlock it. Mr. Patel will spray you down with a power washer in the parking lot at 6:10 for free, it smarts a might but it gets you real clean. I suggested that they start using warm water. They told me they don't start using warm water until October. When I informed them that it was already October it earned me the nickname of "Mr. Smarty Britches".
The room was suppose to have a microwave, a refrigerator and a T.V. I never could get the gasoline powered microwave to start (I think there was a problem with the choke).
The refrigerator was an ice chest and the T.V. didn't work. When I complained to Mr. Patel about the T.V. he said "It just said T.V. in room, it said nothing about a working T.V., not feeling so smart now are you Mr. Britches?"

On the way home I heard a good driving song.

Theory Of A Deadman - Bad Girlfriend

Vitamins and Nipples

It's kind of hard to write this post, not emotionally but physically. Bob heard a motor cycle go by and wants to go chase it. His head is resting on my leg (it's heavy) and he's looking at me with his big brown eyes, softly whining and wagging his tail. Did I give in and let him out? Hell no, I'm turning into a cold hearted old bastard.

I ran out of vitamins for men but my wife had a lot vitamins made for women so I started taking those. I checked the iron content and as long as I only take one a day it's not too much. There were a bunch of other things in them that I'd never heard of before but I figured "What could it hurt?". I've been taking them for about a month now and so far so good except for one thing. When I hear a baby cry, a little milk comes out of my left nipple. But hey, with the price of milk these days...