Where in the World?

I was watching the Today show this morning. They were doing the "Where in the world is Matt Lauer?" thing. He was in the Netherlands, I knew it was a progressive society and all but I was surprised to find out what an important role that lesbians play there. He said if it weren't for the many dykes there that half of the land would be under water!LPO

Closing Time

One night a police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible DUI violations. At closing time, he saw a fellow stumble out of the bar, trip on the curb and try his keys on five different cars before he found his. The man sat in the front seat fumbling around with his keys for several minutes.
Meanwhile, all the other patrons left the bar and drove off. Finally he started his engine and began to pull away. The police officer was waiting for him. As soon as he pulled onto the street, the officer stopped him, read him his rights and administered the breathalyzer test to determine his blood-alcohol content.
The results showed a reading of 0.0.
The puzzled officer demanded to know how that could be. The driver replied, "Tonight I'm the designated decoy."

antilimit

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Voluntary Evacuations?

I just don't quite understand the concept of "voluntary evacuations". I know our rights are slowly being taken away in this country but I still have the right to leave my house if I want to. Isn't it a voluntary evacuation every time I leave my house?

Jimmy Carter Ahead of His Time