Happyween

Halloween always reminds me of my short lived college career.

This one guy from Texas started drinking whiskey pretty early on Halloween.

There were several of us in his dorm room when his mom called.

We were all listening to his end of the conversation, seeing if he could hold it together and not sound too

 messed up.

He did a great job, that is until he tried to say happy Halloween.

"Happyween!"

Man, we just fell about the place.

It wouldn't have been that funny to us but we'd been hanging on his every word, expecting him to screw up

 and we thought he had it made, then he messes up right at the last second.

So Happyween everyone!