Bob - The Butthole Surfers tribe roamed the central plains, looking for action. My tribe, the Muff Divers, became integrated into the white man's world. Our people learned to imitate the white man's actions.
That consisted mostly of hanging out in bars, with prostitutes, on Saturday night then making sure to meet your wife and family outside the church before Sunday morning services begin.
I might have gone another direction with the name for my band..."Fucks Given: Zer0", perhaps.
ReplyDeleteNo kidding...
ReplyDelete"Butthole Surfers".
Doesn't get much cruder than that.
But - it's an example of where America and so many of it's people have gone - down the shitter.
Galt - That's not bad, yeah your name's better.
ReplyDeleteBob - The Butthole Surfers tribe roamed the central plains, looking for action.
ReplyDeleteMy tribe, the Muff Divers, became integrated into the white man's world.
Our people learned to imitate the white man's actions.
That consisted mostly of hanging out in bars, with prostitutes, on Saturday night then making sure to meet your wife and family outside the church before Sunday morning services begin.