The Dollar General Coffee Maker

FRIDAY:
(Tex finds a great deal at the Dollar Store.)

"Hells yeah, a five dolla' coffee maker!"

SATURDAY
(Tex enjoys a cup of coffee.)

"Alright, tastes just like coffee from a twelve dollar coffee maker!"

TUESDAY
(Tex sees the harsh light of reality.)

"Sorry Dollar Store mother f*ckers!"

"They knew those coffee makers were no good, that's why they were selling them for five f*cking dollars!"

Shoppers smart enough not to buy a $5 coffee maker