HELP WANTED

1) Poppy Growers (Afghanistan)

2) Poppy Field Guards (Afghanistan)

3) Torturers (Guantanamo Bay) (Expanding to every U.S. State)

4) Molesters (Every Major U.S. Airport)

5) Gun Runners (All Southern Border States) (May work directly with President Obama or Eric Holder and the A.T.F.)

6) Counterfeiters (Prefer experience with documents, esp. Birth Certificates)

Thank you for your interest in serving in the Obama-Biden Administration.

The Obama-Biden Administration does not discriminate on the basis of race, color, religion, sex, age, national origin, veteran status, sexual orientation, gender identity, disability, or any other basis of discrimination prohibited by law.