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Friday, September 16, 2011

Flatulence Tax

I have an idea for a flatulence tax, a fart tax, if you will.

Whenever you fart, you can buy a fart offset from my company "Fart-X".

My normally gassy friends and I will refrain from passing gas anytime someone buys a fart offset.

For your continence, instead of having to buy fart offsets, there will be a fart tax added to everything you buy and paid directly to my company "Fart-X".

So go ahead and fart, and feel good about it.


Disclaimer - Fart-X (Ftx) is in no way associated with Al Gore, Occidental Petroleum Corporation (Oxy), climate-gate or the Carbon tax scam.
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7 comments:

  1. HeffFriday, September 16, 2011 at 3:32:00 PM CDT

    No taxation without representation !

    I'd be PENNILESS, MAN !!!

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  2. texlahomaFriday, September 16, 2011 at 7:27:00 PM CDT

    Heff - I'm afraid I might have to use a cork to live up to my end of the deal.

    Reminds me of an old joke punch line:

    "The last thing I saw was that monkey trying to put the cork back in!"

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  3. Mr. ShifeFriday, September 16, 2011 at 11:05:00 PM CDT

    What happens when I go to fart but I shit myself? Do I have to pay extra if I shart? I am down with this idea only if politicians have to pay a bull shit tax. Someone needs to invent a BS measuring device, and if they blow past a certain level then they have to pay us.

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  4. texlahomaSaturday, September 17, 2011 at 8:51:00 AM CDT

    Mr. Shife - No shit tax, too tangible. I thought I'd try the same thing Al Gore did. He used a graph and pics of poor old polar bears. I could use a graph and pics of dogs suffering from farts, their noses are 1000 times stronger than humans after all.

    If you can get a BS meter working about 98% of politicians would have to pay us.

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  5. dianeSunday, September 18, 2011 at 1:52:00 PM CDT

    This post is hilarious!

    Your header is amazingly beautiful btw.

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  6. TheWayfarerSunday, September 18, 2011 at 8:23:00 PM CDT

    This is fkn AWESOME! We need the Bullshit Tax too. With any luck at all, Gump & the Fried Earth Club'll be bankrupt in no time after it's implemented.

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  7. texlahomaMonday, September 19, 2011 at 9:36:00 AM CDT

    Diane - I wish I had taken that header pic, but I didn't.
    josephrossbachphoto.wordpress.com

    Ted - Mr. Shife had a good idea with the Bullshit tax. Now if we could figure out a way to implement it.
    Most politicians would naturally be against it though.

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