Trouble in Biblebelt

There he was, as usual, rain or shine, audience or none, the village idiot.

"Cap and trade is a total tax rip-off!"

"Can't you see?"

"They want to be able to micro-manage every aspect of your life!"

"The H1N1 vaccine is meant to sterilize and kill you!"

"These fukkers are eugenicists and want you useless eaters to die!"

"Do you know why they want to take away your right to defend yourself?"

"SO YOU CAN'T DEFEND YOURSELF!"