You Might be from Oklahoma if

A Mercedes Benz isn't a status symbol but a Ford F-350 4x4 is.

You aren't surprised to find ammo, movie rentals and bait all in the same store.

You listen to the weather forecast before you picking out an outfit.

You think that people that complain about the wind in their state are sissies.

Your idea of a traffic jam is 10 cars waiting to pass a tractor on the highway.

Stores don't have bags, they have sacks.

You've ever had to use the heat and the A/C on the same day.

You refer to Oklahoma City as "The City" and it doesn't confuse anyone.

You have to check the football schedule before planning important events.

A tornado warning siren means go outside and look for a funnel.

You know being pulled over by the Highway Patrol might involve their hands around your neck.