During these hard economic times I decided to supplement my income. I went downtown on Saturday night to try my hand at male prostitution. (Serving females only, of course.) I thought that until my reputation had been established, that I would undercut my competition with rock bottom prices. After a few tricks women would drive by and holler out "Subway!" Pretty soon everyone was calling me Subway. I just played along until I was ready to go home. Then I asked another prostitute "Why do they keep calling me Subway?" He grinned and said "Five dollar foot long!"
ha ha ha
ReplyDeletei just spit water all over my keyboard...
ReplyDeleteI was drinking tea, missed the keyboard, but got the desk.
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ReplyDeletedo you accept coupons?
YDG & Joy - I guess I should have put a warning on this post.
ReplyDeleteBilly - I don't know, half off sounds a little scary!
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