ANNUAL AMERICAN DEATHS CAUSED BY DRUGS
TOBACCO ........................ 400,000
ALCOHOL ........................ 100,000
ALL LEGAL DRUGS ................ 20,000
ALL ILLEGAL DRUGS .............. 15,000
CAFFEINE ....................... 2,000
ASPIRIN ........................ 500
MARIJUANA ...................... 0
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Source: United States government...
National Institute on Drug Abuse,
Bureau of Mortality Statistics
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ReplyDeletegently down the stream
i never heard of anny one being arrested for being stoned and disorderly..
ReplyDeletecaffeine? coca-cola should have killed me by now
ReplyDeletethese numbers might be wrong.
ReplyDeletei'd bet some cop has killed a kid over a joint.
YDG, disorderly sounds like a catch all phrase.
ReplyDelete"Your honor, the defendant was observed walking in a disorderly manner as he left Wal-Mart."
"He was observed later that evening speaking in a disorderly manner." "He was almost flaunting his disorderliness!"
Tina, I'm letting alcohol and caffeine have a race on me. Odds are on the alcohol but it would really be a Cinderella story if the caffeine got me.
Wow Billy you weren't there a minute ago!
ReplyDeleteYou're probably right about the numbers. But weed has probably saved a lot of lives. You can be mad enough to kill someone and smoke a joint and realize it's not worth it...the effort I mean.
So maybe the marijuana number should be negative.