I was at work today when suddenly, I felt that a great evil was near. I stopped what I was doing and looked around but didn't see anything out of the ordinary.
you need to go find some old red bricks..the older the better..really really old red bricks..then crush them up until all you have is red brick dust.then sprinkle it in front of your doors and windows..it will keep evil out...really..
I live less than a mile from Tinker AFB where he landed. How do you think I felt? I'm getting some really old bricks right away, as soon as it quits raining.
you need to go find some old red bricks..the older the better..really really old red bricks..then crush them up until all you have is red brick dust.then sprinkle it in front of your doors and windows..it will keep evil out...really..
ReplyDeleteOh Shit! I just used salt! But I guess it worked, I didn't wake up wanting to invade any countries or run the national debt up.
ReplyDeleteI live less than a mile from Tinker AFB where he landed. How do you think I felt? I'm getting some really old bricks right away, as soon as it quits raining.
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