Giordano Bruno was burned at the stake today for his stubborn adherence to unorthodox beliefs.
Bruno was stripped naked, his tongue was bound and he was burned alive.
The heretic believed that the universe was infinite and that other solar systems exist.
In other news: Record high goat's milk prices...
I know some "good Christians" around here who would consider that the Good Old Days.
ReplyDeletethose were the days when the pope had balls.
ReplyDeleteYou guys make me want to say a good Christian prayer, milk a goat and put the goat's milk on my Pope Balls cereal.
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