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Tuesday, June 10, 2008

Funeral Home Slogans

"We must be good, people are dying to get in!"

"Drive carefully, we'll wait."

"We put the fun back into funerals."

"We'll be the last to let you down!"

"We deliver to a higher authority."

"For the lucky stiff."

"We love the dead."
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6 comments:

  1. yellowdoggrannyTuesday, June 10, 2008 at 9:02:00 PM CDT

    groan...*
    hahahah

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  2. Travis ErwinTuesday, June 10, 2008 at 10:58:00 PM CDT

    Your forgot ... "You stab 'em, we slab 'em."

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  3. texlahomaWednesday, June 11, 2008 at 12:36:00 PM CDT

    Thanks Travis I knew I was forgetting some.

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  4. billy pilgrimThursday, June 12, 2008 at 5:53:00 PM CDT

    is george bush the new patron saint of funeral homes?

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  5. texlahomaFriday, June 13, 2008 at 6:16:00 PM CDT

    He might be Billy, he's given them a real boost in business!

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