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Saturday, October 14, 2006

Nightly News

TORONTO (Reuters) - A university in eastern Canada canceled classes and shut down its campus on Friday as a mysterious viral outbreak caused diarrhea and vomiting among some 100 students.

In other news, the CIA reports a 100% success rate on tests of a new virus to be used only on terrorists, it is said to produce vomiting and diarrhea in insurgents.

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