Do-It-Yourself Laser Eye Surgery

I was thinking, with the down economy people are looking for ways to save money. How's this for an idea?
A do-it-yourself Laser Eye Surgery Kit.
Your kids need glasses?
Boom, it just paid for it's self.*
Your neighbors need laser eye surgery but can't afford it?
Now they can, because you are now the neighborhood eye surgeon!
You set the price.


(* Assuming you have 25 kids)