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Friday, August 21, 2009

Witchcraft in the White House

The Obama White House is abuzz with talk of witchcraft by first grandmother, 72-year-old Marian Robinson, who lives in the White House residence. A close friend of Michelle Obama says the president is furious at his mother-in-law after learning that she was practicing Santeria, an African spirit cult, in the White House.

“The president is quite upset about this on two different levels. First, he is a committed Christian, no matter what his critics say about Reverend Wright. He is adamant that Sasha and Malia be raised with Christian influences. He does not want them to be involved with African voodoo. And secondly, he is worried about the political fallout if his enemies get wind of this. Rev. Wright was bad enough, but this would be political suicide,” a close friend of Michelle’s confided.

Religion took center stage during the campaign last year when videos showed the Rev. Jeremiah Wright shouting “God damn America.” Obama was forced to distance himself from the since-retired pastor at Trinity United Church of Christ in Chicago, where he worshiped for 20 years. Many people were shocked by the videos and questioned Obama’s fitness to be president. Since taking office, Obama has avoided worshiping in public and now prefers the chapel at the presidential retreat at Camp David.

5 comments:

  1. is that really true or more republican bullshit?....she doesn't look like the santeris type to me...now me on the other hand...well,not really they sacrifice animals...

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  2. YDG - I don't know if it's right or not.
    Doesn't she know that most Americans like their chickens slaughtered on a production line after living in horrible, overcrowded conditions?

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  3. I think a conservative blogger created this rumor. But so what if it's true? Santeria is a recognized religion, a fusion of Catholicism and African tribal religions. So they're Catholics with chickens...not illegal last time I checked.

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  4. witchcraft in the white house? what are you going to tell me next?

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