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Sunday, June 14, 2009

Incident at 7-11


I went into a convenience store yesterday to buy some libations and I saw a boy that must have been around ten or eleven. A voice in my head said "You little rip-off!" I knew he was stealing something, somehow. I grabbed a twenty pack of Bud Select and looked to see if he went to the counter to pay for anything. Nope, he walked right out the door. He hopped on a green bike and pedaled away. I chased him down in my car, thew a full bottle of beer at him. It hit him in the head and knocked him out. I searched him, no stolen articles. As I drove away from the unconscious boy, I thought to myself, "Stupid voices!"


The first half of this story is true.
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6 comments:

  1. billy pilgrimSunday, June 14, 2009 at 1:24:00 PM CDT

    i knew you'd be too smart to throw away a full bottle of beer.

    would you chase down bernie madoff and toss a beer at him?

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  2. joySunday, June 14, 2009 at 4:24:00 PM CDT

    You actually wasted an entire bottle of beer????

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  3. yellowdoggrannySunday, June 14, 2009 at 5:48:00 PM CDT

    you would have chased him down and asked him if he had any reefer..

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  4. Scottish ToodlerMonday, June 15, 2009 at 12:19:00 AM CDT

    I'm with Jackiesue, Tex. But it was funny story!!

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  5. texlahomaTuesday, June 16, 2009 at 5:44:00 PM CDT

    Billy - When I wrote this I was thinking I'd never really throw a FULL beer at a kid.
    Joy - No way!
    YDG - I took his weed when he was knocked out.
    ST - Everyone seems to know me pretty well.

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  6. Rocky (Racquel)Wednesday, June 17, 2009 at 11:10:00 PM CDT

    LOL

    what the heck is in the water down there in OK?

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