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Friday, March 09, 2007

The fools left the computer unattended!

I'm trying to blog while I can, Shelly's been using the computer a lot lately in an effort to make more money, no luck yet, you can still tell it's counterfeit. My daughter has been writing a report on Homeland Security, did you know that they have to wait until you take the steaks outside of the store before they can charge you with shoplifting?

4 comments:

  1. yup..I knew that you had to actually leave the building with the product before they could say you stole it...don't know WHY I know that ..but I do..

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  2. Yep knew that as well...which means we can fire up the barbie in the outdoors section and then throw on a banger or two from the meat section and them bastids can’t do nuthun about it. Ha.

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  3. Ooooo... steaks at the local Wal-mart near Tex!

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  4. i've been warned for eating ju jubes in the cashier line lots of times.

    the lovely mrs myshkin gets embarrassed and walks away. it's a win win situation for me. free ju jubes and a little freedom from the boss.

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