tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35879313.post1295814257083540178..comments2024-03-25T06:37:32.321-05:00Comments on Bluebeerriver: Cryptic Message - Ravings of a Madman or Words of a Sage?texlahomahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13251535716702501350noreply@blogger.comBlogger6125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35879313.post-82539858484669545692014-08-29T17:25:53.497-05:002014-08-29T17:25:53.497-05:00Texlahoma..
ROFL!Texlahoma..<br /><br />ROFL!Bobhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06519694773471791785noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35879313.post-54267321024851607662014-08-29T10:38:21.692-05:002014-08-29T10:38:21.692-05:00Bob - I think the guy writes for a fortune cookie ...Bob - I think the guy writes for a fortune cookie company. When I shape my fingernails I have to use an industrial grinder. I always wear eye protection - safety first!texlahomahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13251535716702501350noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35879313.post-16684098831985110532014-08-29T10:31:37.487-05:002014-08-29T10:31:37.487-05:00Billy - True, I drink a lot of milk and my fingern...Billy - True, I drink a lot of milk and my fingernails grow extremely fast. I have to trim them every four hours. They are very strong too, I have to put a five foot cheater pipe on the nail clippers to make them work. <br />Okay, maybe I'm exaggerating a little.texlahomahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13251535716702501350noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35879313.post-80149322801640524332014-08-27T11:56:13.422-05:002014-08-27T11:56:13.422-05:00It sounds like some Asian blogger with their fairl...It sounds like some Asian blogger with their fairly typical mis-use of the English language.<br /><br />What I make of it:<br /><br />* * * * * * * * * * * * * *<br /><br />Your new fingernail clippers are too small to do the job, even carefully.<br /><br />They take too much of your precious time to be useful. So, change you mind about what you wanted to do with them. <br /><br />Instead of just clipping away the nails as usual, just try shaping them, even if it's hard for you to imagine doing such a thing.<br /> <br />* * * * * * * * * * * * * *<br /><br />So there. Only girly men would be "shaping" their nails with those tiny clippers instead of just cutting them down them in the usual manly way.<br /><br />Shaping them like a womens nails is just too terrifying to imagine.<br /><br />OK, let's hear YOUR version.Bobhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06519694773471791785noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35879313.post-35401456019220075262014-08-27T11:56:09.335-05:002014-08-27T11:56:09.335-05:00It sounds like some Asian blogger with their fairl...It sounds like some Asian blogger with their fairly typical mis-use of the English language.<br /><br />What I make of it:<br /><br />* * * * * * * * * * * * * *<br /><br />Your new fingernail clippers are too small to do the job, even carefully.<br /><br />They take too much of your precious time to be useful. So, change you mind about what you wanted to do with them. <br /><br />Instead of just clipping away the nails as usual, just try shaping them, even if it's hard for you to imagine doing such a thing.<br /> <br />* * * * * * * * * * * * * *<br /><br />So there. Only girly men would be "shaping" their nails with those tiny clippers instead of just cutting them down them in the usual manly way.<br /><br />Shaping them like a womens nails is just too terrifying to imagine.<br /><br />OK, let's hear YOUR version.Bobhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06519694773471791785noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35879313.post-52324655510659853792014-08-24T11:58:33.614-05:002014-08-24T11:58:33.614-05:00a good pair of nail clippers are worth their weigh...a good pair of nail clippers are worth their weight in gold when you get old.billy pilgrimhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00128876723713271131noreply@blogger.com